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10 reasons real estate agents drink

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The Broke Agent compiled this list of 10 reasons real estate agents drink. Tweet it if you feel it.

[Tweet “1. Have you ever door-knocked sober? @thebrokeagent “]

2. Because you had a good day.

[Tweet “3. Because you had a bad day. @thebrokeagent “]

4. Have you ever been to a real estate conference? You have to be borderline blacked out to sit through different people telling you to make 50 calls a day.

[Tweet “5. The abundance of colossal pricks who don’t care about ruining your day. @thebrokeagent “]

6. Because everyone in the office seems to think it is necessary to go to happy hour every single day.

[Tweet “7. Because Jack Daniels won’t be your friend for 30 years and buy a house elsewhere. @thebrokeagent “]

8. Because your ex keeps posting pictures on Instagram having a fantastic time without you.

[Tweet “9. Because it cures your hangover before your open house. @thebrokeagent “]

10. Because your old client decided to go with a “Redfin agent” to pay less commission.

Reposted with permission from The Broke Agent.

The Broke Agent is the owner and writer for “The Funniest Real Estate Comedy Blog In The World.” You can follow him on Facebook or Twitter.

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