If you’re in a rush to get a costume for your Halloween party this weekend — no worries; The Broke Agent has come through in a clutch with this list of ensembles for the occasion.
Of course, your non-real estate friends might not get it, but that’s on them.
1. A buyer
Show up to the party and “phantom peace.” Leave without telling anybody and completely out of nowhere. This is also called “ghosting.”
But, before you leave, make a promise to the host that you are coming back with more alcohol. Also, make sure you never talk to the host again, and then turn off your phone.
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2. Phil Dunphy
He is in “Modern Family.” I have never seen it, but I know he is a Realtor and people talk about it. Also, I know that Sofia Vergara (pictured below) is on “Modern Family.” I just saw her in “Chef.” She’s a smoke show.
“Chef” is a feel-good movie that I highly recommend watching on the night your buyer decides to move to Hong Kong and list with your cousin.
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3. ‘Men in Black’ cockroach
You can play this off as a building inspector. Similar looks, right?
[Tweet “Men in Black cockroach: You can play this off as a building inspector. Similar looks, right?”]
4. Psychiatrist
You basically are one, anyway. Just dress up as yourself.
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5. The annoying title rep
Dress up in a generic suit, and hand out a bunch of useless note pads and calendars to everyone at the Halloween party. Make sure to talk to people when they are already in the middle of a conversation. Interrupt as many people as you can in order to stay in character.
[Tweet “Annoying title rep: Interrupt as many people as you can in order to stay in character.”]
6. Wear a lot of hats
Get it? Because real estate agents “wear a lot of different hats.” (Insert your laughter here.)
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7. Gary Keller
Wear a sick mustache, and carry that book around all evening.
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Reposted with permission from The Broke Agent.
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